- person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
- me: does it look like i give a fuck.
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- mrs hudson: knock knock
- john: who's there
- mrs hudson: nacho
- john: nacho who
- mrs hudson: nacho housekeeper
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Big Damn Heroes
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Anonymous asked: 25?
For everyone to be happy. Except for serial killers and child molesters. Whatever makes them happy would impede on others happiness.
Anonymous asked: 3, 4, 10
3. Um, I’d call the freaking police and be like “Guys, there’s a fire, where can we make an emergency landing?” Then I don’t have to have some dramatic phone call with the one person I love the most and be like “Don’t forget me!!” or some crap like that
4. I think I’d just tell everyone that I’d be moving away to the other side of the country, in a place with no internet or cell service, so there would still be the period of saying goodbye and spending all of my time with friends and family, but then I’d also pay someone to take care of setting up my will and trust funds or whatever to whomever i decide to give my money to.
10. Yeah, for the most part. I’m sometimes like “man, i love that kid, but do they have to be so fucking annoying?” but that’s only when I’m overloaded.
